Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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