Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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