it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
did i walk over a car last night?
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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