it wasn't lemon gatorade
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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