so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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