you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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