I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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