New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Randomize
