fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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