and next time when you feel me up, do it right
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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