i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Such a big mess for such a small penis
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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