My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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