i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
