what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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