before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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