i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
either way he was missing a nipple.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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