actually, I'm a sock model
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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