That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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