You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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