He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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