I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
