Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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