dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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