took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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