How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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