I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just want nice things and good sex
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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