Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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