these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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