great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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