Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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