I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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