I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We left an ass print on the piano.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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