That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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