if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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