Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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