i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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