two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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