You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I skipped work to stalk him.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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