I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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