U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
do nipples grow back?
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