You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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