Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
