Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Your cock deserves a montage
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
