Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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