Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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