what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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