Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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