just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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