I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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