Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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