Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
