real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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