these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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