Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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