I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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