yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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