I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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