yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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