I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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