I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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