Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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